Raymond J.

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GRIMACE

A long, long time ago. Around 101 B.C. There was…a warrior who stopped at nothing to get what he wanted. He had thousands of soldiers and couldn’t be stopped. But one day, he ran into his arch enemies, The McNugget Buddies, and The Happy Meal Gang. But their captain was the worst of the worst, Officer Big Mac. Officer Big Mac destroyed The McNugget Buddies and The Happy Meal Gang and took them as their warriors and trained them to the highest abilities about 10 years ago. But one man.. who will try to stop them is…THE GRIMACE. The Grimace went to his ancestor’s named King Gonga who was once the king of all Grimaces and has passed his power down to THE Grimace. The Grimace gave his main warriors, Mayor McCheese, and the Hamburgler his Grape Drank to power them up and give them extra adrenalin.

As the battle began, Mayor McCheese bolted for Office Big Mac. But The Happy Meal Gang stepped in and threw their happy meal toy at Mayor McCheese. They hit him so hard with the happy meal toy, that he went flying all the way to planet Earth. The Happy Meal Gang then went for the Hamburgler. Luckily, since the Hamburgler overdosed on Grape Drank, he had this feeling in this body coming from his stomach to his throat to his mouth. As The Happy Meal Gang Tried to swing their toy at the Hamburgler, he burped so loud the cheeseburger and fries and toy flew right out of the Happy Meal Gang. So the only men left standing were the Grimace, the Hamburgler, Officer Big Mac, and The McNugget Buddies. The Hamburgler took one step forward and saw Office Big Mac throwing one of his meat patties right at him. Just in time, he pulled the matrix and grabbed the meat patty in mid air and spun it around and knocked all 5 of the McNugget Buddies out of their carrying case.

It was now 2 vs. 1. Officer Big Mac threw another one of his meat patties at the Hamburgler, but this time he didn’t realized that there was extra grease on the patty. So as the Hamburgler was about to grab the meat patty grease came flying out of the patty and blinded the Hamburgler and got hit out of the galaxy. It was now 1 vs. 1. The ruler of each side. Hot vs. cold, light vs. dark. Officer Big Mac, now just a cheeseburger cause he only has one meat patty. He realized in order for him to defeat the mighty Grimace he has to throw his last one. He threw his last meat patty, but what the Grimace didn’t know is that its heat censored. But the Grimace started to laugh and what Officer Big Mac didn’t know is that the Grimace is made out of Grape drink. Then he realized that Grape drink is cold. Officer Big Mac then knew…that he was a steaming hot burger. He looked up and saw his own meat patty coming right at him. He was blasted all the way to the sun were he then melted and exploded.

That is the Battle of the Grimace. You can locate the Grimace in the sky by looking at ORyan’s Belt which is the three stars that are in the mid section of the Grimace. One is the upper left part of his body, the middle one is the Grimace’s Right hand, and the third one is the Grimace’s left hand. This battle will never be forgotten. So next time the sky is crystal clear look up and you will see…THE GRIMACE.