If you look up in the sky late at night, far from the cities bright lights; you might be able to see the L.L. East constellations. The constellations consist of the three warriors (K.G. the Warrior Beast, Ray A. the Brave, and Paul P. the Wise), Lucky the Leprechaun also known as the L.L. East, and Justin C. Beaver. In 1,000 LC, the time when leprechauns ruled the land, a boy named Justin Chucky Beaver was constantly attempting to take down the leprechauns so he could be the new leader. Justin was the ugliest, weirdest, meanest, bipolar beast of the whole land, no one knew exactly who his parents were or why he came out looking the way he did. It just wasn’t normal to look ugly in the Land of Leprechauns unless you were some sort of mythical creature, but since they had never seen such a hideous beast ever before, they just decided to name his species the “Unknown Beast-Thingy”.
On one hot Summer day, Justin found this particular day, the best day to take action with his surprise attack, well he thought it was a surprise but he’d been tell people in the towns about this day for months. Even though Justin wasn’t the smartest person of all, he was stronger than 15 leprechauns put together so he figured that he could take out a whole army of leprechauns single handed. Little did the leprechauns know that Justin could take their army with no trouble; within the first 10 minutes of the battle the leprechauns’ militia, military troops, and soldiers were almost ready to give up the fight because most of their people were gone. Right when the leader Lucky was about to surrender he thought of the three most loyal knights that guarded the city and could easily take down the maniac that was attacking the leprechauns. Those three knights used to be slaves for the Giants but they were freed by Lucky, and would be honored to do any favor for Lucky since he hardly asked for much.
Lucky went on with his plan to call for the knights and sure enough the three knights didn’t hesitate to take on the mission. So there they were in a field staring smack dab in the eyes of a monster so hideous they had to wear goggles to protect their eyes from burning and dripping from their sockets. It was quiet and everything was still until Kevin Garnett the leader of the group, sprung to life and charged furiously at Justin. Kevin hit him so hard and with so much hatred that Justin went flying all the way across the field into a bed of daisies. Justin bounced straight back up and started charging right towards K.G. but K.G had turned his back and was now heading in the direction of the rest of his brothers.
Ray had caught a glimpse of Justin’s ugly buck teeth and pulled out his Basketball bomb and threw it in the grass right where Justin’s next step was going to be and BOOM!!!!!!! One big explosion shook the whole land causing everyone to fall back, surprisingly Justin hopped right back up like he wasn’t even phased by the explosion in his face. He might have got back up but you could tell he was about to give up; there was blood dripping down from the corner of his eyes, lip, ear, and just all over the place but that didn’t stop him from trying to get what he wanted.
By then Paul was sick of missing out on all the action so he ran over and grabbed a dirt bike that was resting against the trunk of a tree, and began to speed towards Justin like he was a jouster his whole life and stabbed him right through the heart, while K.G punched him halfway to China.
A few days after the war Justin’s body was found in a river by a farm in Beijing, China; as a reward for the three brothers the leprechaun god placed the faces of the three warrior brothers in the night sky. And for thinking quickly under pressure, Luck’s face was placed in the sky right next to the three brothers, and for Justin…well he was fortunate to be placed anywhere but he was placed in the sky because he was the only beast of his kind. And as for the leprechauns well they lived their lives happily…until the humans over powered them.
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